Today was so jang jang ey fied wei x))))... OK so got up and dat woman told me to wake her up at 9.30... yes that woman is padmini LOL! ok so i called and called and called all her numbers and she didint pick up... so i gave up after 10 mins and went to 4S myself (Shit, Shower, Shave and Sing) and while ive gt freakin soap in my eyes she send me "mmmoorrnniinngg =)" and Im like... owh fuck la x) so yea... got ready and went over to college and woman picked me up and we headed to Petaling Street to go look for a souvenir(How the fuck u spell dat) and Markogimiz's Birthday present... yeah... 2 months early but yea... wen the time comes you'll understand why im startin early x) so anyway, we walked and walked and walked and god jesus I got dehydrated... Padmini kept lookin at handbag after handbag after handbag and lying through her teeth with the pricing "arr itu kedai tadi jual 30 ringgit sahaja la" Lying bitch! LOL! and wats funier is hw she went from shop to shop askin wether they a specific 9 inch metal KLCC model thing... "You ada 9 inchi arr?" HAHAHAHHAHA.... seriously! dat sick woman! and she kept doin it at every shop LOL! so anyway after that we headed over to somewer and I bought mark a Nike watch... dat took ma wallet, stepped on it, raped it, aborted it, cooked it in a soup and gave it back to me... yea... XD! but its k jst dat, dat fucka betta like it x))) yea... headed to the club for lunch and mum called sayin that shes comin to the club, so followed Padmini back to college coz knowing that woman, if i left her to find her own way back home, she might end up in singapore o smthn.... so went to college, driver picked me up and took me back to the club and was stuck there till 10 freakin pm... coz u knw, wen ma dads der, and ders beer and many ppl arnd him he forgets home... but im preety sure dats me in abt... 3-4...MONTHS x)))). LOL! anyway, thank you Jaiva-t for entertainin me with ur stories abt shams disease for an hour... yeah... shams infected x) My condolences to jaiva-t and family... sham was a wonderful gurl... so smart (HAHA) and athletic (HAHAHA) and... Arr fuckit la! she aint dead, shes jst gt some damn ear infection! Talk la to Loh on the fone for 8 hours straight sme mre! blady H1N1 infected her effin ear! XD lol owh yeah and to mark for keepin me company on video call for like 30 mins... so jst gt hime and im tryna finish this blog post b4 it hits 12 so dat dis post is still considered as July... yes tomorow is August fuckers x)
She stopped in every shop u see in the picture XD
There Her 9" KLCC shit thing LOL!
Gee thnks babe x))))
PFFT!!!! XD
And It starts again... LOL
and dis idiot's tryna pose LOL!
And yea... the Nike watch I got him.
Yeah Babey! the leather bracelet! LOL!
yeah mark coz i am so not confused with what your tryna tell me XD
Shhhh.... he's meditating XD
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.:: Shayne Especkerman ::.
click on the bars, each bar is different, singular pink bar for the blog posts
S H A Y N E
especkerman
People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~
B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
4 foot 3inches of cold hard poyoness! yeap!! trust me...
take it from the bestfren...
but he's nice la *distorted face*
Did I mention he's the biggest blurass ive met??
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.
Yeap! the devil wears Prada alryte... kill me....
Alryte, And we now move onto the Filipino... *calls immigration office*
Ranessa Jacyntha
ok... three things about a filipino... 1) They love makeup
yyeeaa... just ask Nelly fart-tornado over there...
Is it me or does she have freakishly similar looks to Kat Deluna?!
Spot 3 similarities...
I win... x)
Owh ryte... the same way Mark is very similar to Ultraman...
spot 3 similarities here....
I win... again x)) Next moving on to that malay idiot who's ego could fill up two football feilds.
Norman Iskandar
He's so egoistic he thinks he's like a step lower than queen Elizabeth o smthn...
Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
He's got the most nicknames... and only coz he's punjabi!
Singh-anator, Super Singh,
Turbanator, Turbantron(he can transform into an indian)
And did u know dat all punjabi's come with a punjabi radar...
Its like a package deal... they know wen other Punjabi's are near... HOW COOL!
Dont play k! Raj is Uber cool!
owh.. pfft how to describe colin??? hahahaha!!
2 words... short and demonic.
owh and dont call him fat k... he PMS's! LOL!
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
Yeap... much betta alryte x)
And thats about it from this side...
Now click on the top most blue bar for the breakdown of the college peops x)
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
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RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
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yakkity yak yak
tagboard codes here yo.
.:: And Friday ::.
10:36 PM - Friday, July 31, 2009
.:: Car Boredom ::.
2:03 AM
Seriously?! Can you honestly effin blame me for camwhoring in the freakin car?! Fuck u wei! XD! From freakin KL to Klang aite! I was bored! and Shana was camwhoring all the way as well! I wanted to get into the action as well! I mean wat else am I suppose to do?! XD But thanks la coz... according to a big amount of ppl, I look macha-fied in these photos. Gee... I love ya'll too LOL!
Very...
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Not...
Ber-Macha-eee
Very...
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Ber-Macha-eee
.:: And Wednesday ::.
1:27 AM - Thursday, July 30, 2009
Today was not freakin planned at all... I honestly tot Padmini was lying wen she said she was gonna drive all the way from Puchong to my house just to get her USB cable... She wasnt lying... XD! She called me at like effin 11 and I was still sleeping and she was like:
Padmini: GGGOOODD MMOORRNNIINNGG =)))))
Shayne: arr...
Padmini: Im coming to your house in a while...
Shayne: arr...
Padmini: WANNA GO FOR LUNCH?!?!?! =)))))
Shayne: arr...ok...
Padmini: Hashwini said if I come at 1 she'll give me 10 bucks =))))
Shayne: ok... come at 1....
Padmini: OK x)))))
and dat woman excitedly put the fone down... after that i just dropped my head back onto the pillow and went back to sleep =))) yeah... dat was a good snoozyyy x)))... WTF! ok anyway! LOL!
so anyway she came and we went to this funny cafe/boutique thingy near ma place... and again... hella romantic... Just the two of us... Dim lighting and love songs... Jesus kill me... and as usual... I left something behind... my freakin laptop... so yea... we ordered our food... food came... and we left to go get my laptop from ma house! XD! we couldnt find parking after that... Fuck Sri Damansara man! LOL! but yea, anyway we 2 broke ppl straight away went for the set lunches x) I had some Tom Yam spagethi shit and she had some... I dont know wat it was... it looked like... ok nvm lets nt go der and Owh ma freakin god was my spagethi sour man! and not only that, they gave me more lime to put on it! Like Holy Shit man! It was like "dude... they invented other seasonings then just vinegar man!" Jeez! we had dat instant Holy-shit face wen we tried it... I honestly tasted it... did the face... sighed... and tot to maself "cheers to stomach aches and cirit birit o as mark named it in facebook... purgatary XD!"... knowing me... i finished it anyway x). For some reason Padmini and i can jst sit for hours and hours talkin to each otha and not get bored, scary wei! 1 - 4... all we did was talk and honestly It was fun =). So yea... I had to go to grandmas place afta dat and the driver was leaving for Kepong at 4 and as usual... we were late and they took off without me, Those hoe's x). And by some coincedental luck, we drove the other way round the shop block and ryte infront of me at the junction My BMW with my retarded sister passed by and I started to freak out man! i tried callin ma sister but jst dropped my fone under the car seat and Padmini was yelling "CALL HER LAA!! CALL HER LAA!!" and I was like "BITCH IM FUCKING TRYING!" XD!!! so yea... Padmini did some Michael Schumacher shit and followed my car and wen we stopped at the traffic light, my car was right beside us and Padmini was like "get down!! get down!! Hurry up!! Light LIGHT LIGHT!! GREEN GREEN GREEN!!!" and she literally pushed me out of the car... and while getting down I was like "owh Jesus car moving beside me very very fast x))))" But u knw who was even more scared than I was? My driver and shana wen I started banging on the car window Yelling at them to fucking let me into the car XD! Haih... ILoveMyLifeMan
I Dont know why she took pictures of our food for.
There! They should have just named it Pasta-with-only-vinegar
AArrhh!! XD
Camwhores x))
Then She Decided to leave me out and start camwhoring herself... but im evil you see! LOL
,
Yeah... Dont ask why she took a picture of my sms's oso... oi! wanna guess who dat is? XD
mmhmm! XD
reflection-eee
The Grudge Indian style XD
Padmini: GGGOOODD MMOORRNNIINNGG =)))))
Shayne: arr...
Padmini: Im coming to your house in a while...
Shayne: arr...
Padmini: WANNA GO FOR LUNCH?!?!?! =)))))
Shayne: arr...ok...
Padmini: Hashwini said if I come at 1 she'll give me 10 bucks =))))
Shayne: ok... come at 1....
Padmini: OK x)))))
and dat woman excitedly put the fone down... after that i just dropped my head back onto the pillow and went back to sleep =))) yeah... dat was a good snoozyyy x)))... WTF! ok anyway! LOL!
so anyway she came and we went to this funny cafe/boutique thingy near ma place... and again... hella romantic... Just the two of us... Dim lighting and love songs... Jesus kill me... and as usual... I left something behind... my freakin laptop... so yea... we ordered our food... food came... and we left to go get my laptop from ma house! XD! we couldnt find parking after that... Fuck Sri Damansara man! LOL! but yea, anyway we 2 broke ppl straight away went for the set lunches x) I had some Tom Yam spagethi shit and she had some... I dont know wat it was... it looked like... ok nvm lets nt go der and Owh ma freakin god was my spagethi sour man! and not only that, they gave me more lime to put on it! Like Holy Shit man! It was like "dude... they invented other seasonings then just vinegar man!" Jeez! we had dat instant Holy-shit face wen we tried it... I honestly tasted it... did the face... sighed... and tot to maself "cheers to stomach aches and cirit birit o as mark named it in facebook... purgatary XD!"... knowing me... i finished it anyway x). For some reason Padmini and i can jst sit for hours and hours talkin to each otha and not get bored, scary wei! 1 - 4... all we did was talk and honestly It was fun =). So yea... I had to go to grandmas place afta dat and the driver was leaving for Kepong at 4 and as usual... we were late and they took off without me, Those hoe's x). And by some coincedental luck, we drove the other way round the shop block and ryte infront of me at the junction My BMW with my retarded sister passed by and I started to freak out man! i tried callin ma sister but jst dropped my fone under the car seat and Padmini was yelling "CALL HER LAA!! CALL HER LAA!!" and I was like "BITCH IM FUCKING TRYING!" XD!!! so yea... Padmini did some Michael Schumacher shit and followed my car and wen we stopped at the traffic light, my car was right beside us and Padmini was like "get down!! get down!! Hurry up!! Light LIGHT LIGHT!! GREEN GREEN GREEN!!!" and she literally pushed me out of the car... and while getting down I was like "owh Jesus car moving beside me very very fast x))))" But u knw who was even more scared than I was? My driver and shana wen I started banging on the car window Yelling at them to fucking let me into the car XD! Haih... ILoveMyLifeMan
I Dont know why she took pictures of our food for.
There! They should have just named it Pasta-with-only-vinegar
AArrhh!! XD
Camwhores x))
Then She Decided to leave me out and start camwhoring herself... but im evil you see! LOL
,
Yeah... Dont ask why she took a picture of my sms's oso... oi! wanna guess who dat is? XD
mmhmm! XD
reflection-eee
The Grudge Indian style XD
.:: My Monday-tuesday ::.
1:33 AM - Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Ok! caught Ice Age on Monday and Berbulu potter on tuesday... freakin chun la both movies... except Harry Pot-head!
ok Im totaly kiddin aite! Thing is Harry Pothead had no freakin endin! Yeah Pintu Bodoh (Dumb-el-door) died and professor snape macha ran away but still! No freakin ending! at least in the other movies Pothead Killed some giant Worm.. wait.. it was a snake... Alah! same difference la! Worm Snake same thing la its long and looks like an overgrown...nvm... anyway yea... and in the 2nd film he fought with some down syndromed looking dude who's face was growing on anotha dudes head... siamese twins la kononya... wait! ok Im like fucking mixed up ryte nw wei! I dnt knw which movie is which but u knw wat... Fuckit! Im jst gonna go on... so yea, I caught Ice Age on monday with padmini... we had a rather... romantic? lunch in italianese. BUT THANK GOD SHES HOT LA Otherwise memalukan wei x) but I mean watya expect?! Freakin almost candlelight setting... Some Italian guy singing opera like as if someone was holdin him in the nuts and jst the two of us in the whole front section... yea ok! so, we ate and drank till we got high and I mean this literally... we were laughing at everything and talkin shit... Damn I had fun! XD! so yea... we watched Ice Age coz she insisted on watching it... I freakin insisted on Transformers coz mark told me It was an awesome film... but sadly... we Ice Age-ed coz Padmini is a woman and she's indian... whoh.
Bermakanin =)
Creeme Brulee
She told me to look cute... Suceeded anot? x)
And I told her to look cute but obviously she didint understand.
Two very Camwhore-ish ppl x)
I really wasnt ready. Ayooooh.
I told her she looked bald x))
And Tuesday with Shortay Ness and Padmini
Hmmmm?? =)
Two tallies and 1 short 1 XD
ok Im totaly kiddin aite! Thing is Harry Pothead had no freakin endin! Yeah Pintu Bodoh (Dumb-el-door) died and professor snape macha ran away but still! No freakin ending! at least in the other movies Pothead Killed some giant Worm.. wait.. it was a snake... Alah! same difference la! Worm Snake same thing la its long and looks like an overgrown...nvm... anyway yea... and in the 2nd film he fought with some down syndromed looking dude who's face was growing on anotha dudes head... siamese twins la kononya... wait! ok Im like fucking mixed up ryte nw wei! I dnt knw which movie is which but u knw wat... Fuckit! Im jst gonna go on... so yea, I caught Ice Age on monday with padmini... we had a rather... romantic? lunch in italianese. BUT THANK GOD SHES HOT LA Otherwise memalukan wei x) but I mean watya expect?! Freakin almost candlelight setting... Some Italian guy singing opera like as if someone was holdin him in the nuts and jst the two of us in the whole front section... yea ok! so, we ate and drank till we got high and I mean this literally... we were laughing at everything and talkin shit... Damn I had fun! XD! so yea... we watched Ice Age coz she insisted on watching it... I freakin insisted on Transformers coz mark told me It was an awesome film... but sadly... we Ice Age-ed coz Padmini is a woman and she's indian... whoh.
Bermakanin =)
Creeme Brulee
She told me to look cute... Suceeded anot? x)
And I told her to look cute but obviously she didint understand.
Two very Camwhore-ish ppl x)
I really wasnt ready. Ayooooh.
I told her she looked bald x))
And Tuesday with Shortay Ness and Padmini
Hmmmm?? =)
Two tallies and 1 short 1 XD
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